Alternative facts about a real fake president from Dominic Knight
Covering Trumpian essentials like Mar-a-Lago, Kim Jong-Un, The Mooch, 'covfefe', Miss Universe, fast food and of course Vladimir Putin, among other trending topics, Trumpedia is packed with the 45th president's least favourite things—facts and jokes.
Featuring his unlikely successes in television, wrestling and politics, along with disasters like Trump Vodka, Trump 'University' and Trump Child Incarceration, Trumpedia is a roller coaster ride from the absurd to the ridiculous to the genuinely disturbing. It's just like following Trump on Twitter.
‘I hate this book, it's fake news, very dishonest. But I also love this book, it's about me, I'm on the cover.’ Donald J. Trump †
‘This book has the biggest sales numbers ever. No other book comes close, period.’ Sean Spicer †
‘Psst, want a copy of Trumpedia audiobook? I taped the whole thing.’ Michael Cohen †
‘ ’ Jared Kushner †
‘Every word is a lie, it's all true, and Trump should be locked up because he is innocent.’ Rudy Giuliani †
‘Россия сговорилась с kompromat Трампом puppet.’ Vladimir Putin †
‘Trumpedia makes me proud to be the wife of the first African-American president. Be best!’ Melania Trump †
† This quote is fake news.
Two lucky runners-up will each win a copy of Trumpedia and a Trump coaster.